Friday, January 09, 2009

My Reality

'Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I had to taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I remembered the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The punch and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Til all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.
- author unknown

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

One Crazy Christmas


Grab a cup of hot chocolate and a few leftover Christmas cookies for this one...it's a doozy!

Friday, December 19th - Leave home to drive to Lacey to spend a couple of days with Mom & Dad B., Uncle Mark (back from BYU-I), Aunt Megan & cousin Kate (in from Oklahoma). Snoqualmie Pass looks iffy and a huge "Winter Blast" is expected over Washington and Oregon, so we head out a little early and make it in five hours (as opposed to the normal four). Make it just in time for the Lacey 1st Ward Christmas Party - always a good time.

Saturday, December 20th - Enjoy the winter wonderland that is, uncharacteristically, western Washington. The boys enjoy being pulled around on a sled by Daddy and Christmas gifts are exchanged early, since we were to spend Christmas in Dallas* with Peter's family. Parker and Tyler LOVE their gifts from Gran & Gramps. Thank you!!

*Brian, Peter's brother, was to wed Amanda Brown, a native to Dallas, on
December 27th - Peter and I's seventh wedding anniversary. In an
effort to avoid any of the family missing the wedding due to flight
complications right after Christmas, we all were to spend Christmas together in
a vacation home in the Dallas area.

Sunday, December 21st
- Snow is still falling and is not quite so pretty today, as we have to travel down to Portland in it to get to Peter's parents house in time for an early Monday flight to Dallas. While packing our car, we discover that our 4-wheel drive is not working. Since we are dealing with 14 inches of snow on unplowed roads, this is not going to work. So Dad B. lends us his truck and we begin what is normally a two-hour journey, all chained up. After removing/breaking/replacing chains four times and six hours later, we arrive in Portland! We found the parents & the groom-to-be fairly stressed yet still optimistic about our expected departure out of the Portland airport the next morning, of which there were many reported cancellations.


Monday, December 22nd
- The next morning, we wake early to find that the flight is still scheduled to fly, despite 18 inches of the white shroud and off-road driving conditions on the freeway. Our typical 25 minute drive to the airport takes us an hour, and we are happily in line to check in when we are told that our flight had been canceled. Stressed groom, stressed parents!! We are told to go home and re-book online or over the phone; that staying at the airport was useless (I concur; I run in to use the potty and find what appears to be a homeless shelter for those who had no where to go after learning their flights had been canceled until AFTER CHRISTMAS!!). Upon returning home, we find the groom very distraught, as he needs to be in Dallas by the close of business day on Tuesday in order to sign the marriage license in time for them to be married on Saturday. Eek! So after much drama, he heads back to the airport in an effort to beg his way onto an airplane - any airplane - and make it to his fretting bride! In the meantime, the only flight we are able to find and book for Mom and Dad S. and our own little family is a flight on Friday, December 26th, out of Seattle. The plan now is to spend Christmas with Mom & Dad S. in Portland, driving up to Seattle on Christmas day, stay at a hotel Christmas night and fly out early the next day. Seems to be a solid plan, pending no more crazy weather on or around Friday. Brian eventually makes it on a flight that would take him first to New Jersey, then Austin, and to Dallas in the nick of time. We enjoy a game of Bohnanza that night with Mom & Dad S.

Tuesday, December 23rd
- I wake with a sense of urgency for Mom & Dad S. - they need to be in Dallas! Peter's brothers' families are still planning to be in Dallas for Christmas at the vacation home, and the parents need to be there! We end up finding a flight for just the two of them to Dallas that very day out of Portland! Our Christmas plans change once again, as we brave the trip back up to Lacey to spend the holiday with my family. Another five and a half hours back up in the same crazy snow, this time adding a flat tire to the mix! Luckily it blew out right near a tire store!

Wednesday, December 24th
- Christmas Eve day! We are all excited to not be in a long car trip over the next two days. The boys spend the day playing with Daddy and the newly-arrived Uncle Jason. I spend the morning shopping with Uncle Mark - a very fun little trip that I'm glad we got in there. The girls then spend the afternoon baking in anticipation of the Christmas Eve festivities at my Uncle Loren & Aunt Karrie's house. It is great to see a lot of my dad's side of the family there and be part of the fun. The night ends traditionally by putting on Christmas pj's and putting out cookies for Santa & food for the reindeer. The boys are SO excited for Santa to come.

Thursday, December 25th
- Ah, Christmas! It is a great morning, filled with gifts and goodies and lots of love. The boys love the scooters and other gifts they receive. I do the "Twelve Dates of Christmas" for Peter and he gets me lots of "spa" stuff for my soaking tub. We have dinner that night at my Uncle Dallon & Aunt Monica's house with the whole fam damily - another fun time - and then pack up for our trip the next morning to Dallas. We discover that night that there is no long-term parking available whatsoever in or around the Sea-Tac airport, so we devise a plan to have my dad take us to the airport (at 4 a.m., poor soul) and for Meg & Jason to drive our car up on Monday, park it in short-term, and hide they key, as they were to fly back home that day.


Friday, December 26th
- We miraculously make it out the door and up to the airport on time, and make our six-hour flight. We arrive in Dallas exhausted, but ready to drive another hour to hit a party at Amanda's parents house in honor of their wedding. It was 80 degrees in Dallas that day - how froiling was I in my turtleneck and fleece vest? Very. We had a BBQ there and a good time getting to know Amanda's family a little better. We then trekked it another hour back to Arlington (the vacation home) and crashed after some kibbutzing with the Stewarts.

Saturday, December 27th
- Wedding Day! And Happy Anniversary to Peter and I! We drove the 40 minutes to the temple and witnessed a very beautiful ceremony. I ran into my old college buddy, Elise, who was Amanda's Young Women's advisor there in Texas. It was fun to catch up. We all get pictures, then drive across town to a luncheon, which was also very beautiful and fun. Peter & his brothers wrote "The Book of Brian," scripture style, in honor of their youngest comrade and read it with great hilarity. We then traverse another hour back up to Denton for a quick break before the reception. I think Tyler's official rebellion happens at this point when I wake him from his nap to get him dressed in a tuxedo. Yeah, that does not go over well with our tiny boy. We manage to get most of it on him and hustle over to the reception hall for pictures. The reception goes well - the boys have so much fun with their cousins, Peter loves hanging out with his brothers and I just adore my SILs. We trek it back the hour "home" to Arlington that night.


Sunday, December 28th
- We say farewell to Jared & Heidi and sleep in!! Well, at least, I do. Thanks, honey :). We spend the day munching & chatting, exchanging some gifts and head to sacrament meeting. Poor Mom & Dad S. are sick that day, so we play a low-key game of Balderdash that night to end our fun time together.


Monday, December 29th
- We wake at 4 a.m. to make our early flight back to Seattle. Everything goes off without a hitch - only a one hour delay on the flight and we're able to catch a few winks on the plane. After that six-hour flight, we find the car (thanks, Meg & J!) and hop in to hustle back over the mountains home. Another five hour trek! This one is a little scarier, as the Pass is pretty snowy. But, we make it home by eight! Miracle! We are SO happy to be back in our little home, in our little town!


If you've lasted this long reading, congratulations! Peter and I logged over 42 hours of travel time in our ten-day trip! I think we are ready for our New Year's Eve at home with friends tonight! Hope your Christmas was as crazy as ours, as crazy Christmases are the most memorable ones...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ho Ho Ho-ly Frijoles It's Cold


Merry Christmas!


Hello to all of our loved ones!

We wanted to take a minute and wish you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We hope Santa is good to all of you this year and thank you for being a part of our lives. Here is a quick update on each of us:

Peter - is adjusting very well to his new work surroundings and is definitely enjoying being part of a private practice, and not being a student anymore! He officially earned his PhD in August and will walk this May back in Lawrence, KS. He will also start teaching as an adjunct professor at WSU Tri-Cities this next semester, teaching Abnormal Psych. He loves having a yard to take care of, and is serving in our church as the Gospel Doctrine teacher - yippety skip. He does a fantastic job at it.

Michelle - is adjusting very well in her new house and living closer to family. What more could she ask for? She is enjoying decorating the place and volunteering in Parker's classroom at school. She is making many new friends and is so happy that their old friends, the Amundsons, moved in right down the street. She is serving in her eternal calling as a member of the Primary presidency at church.

Parker - is adjusting very well to kindergarten! He loves every minute of it and has grown so much in the past few months. All of a sudden he is reading up a storm and loves to practice his math skills. He is quite the artist and loves to draw and write, and do crafts or cook with mom. Of course, he still LOVES cars and plays with them daily. He's made many new friends at school and church, but definitely misses his old buddies from Ohio and Kansas. I will also say that he has entered a bit of a brown-nosing stage. He's turned into the best-behaved boy in junior primary. It is hilarious; it just makes us love him more.

Tyler - is just plain crazy. We love him so much. He is our "tiny boy." We hope he never grows up. Unless it is to start using the big potty, or give up his binkie. He is hilarious in so many ways. He loves to do whatever Parker is doing. Reading, drawing, playing cars - you name it. He knows many of his letters and LOVES to ride bikes. He finally loves the nursery at church.

We really feel so blessed this year to be where we are and once again, we want to thank each of you for your love and friendship!

Love,

the Stewarts

Friday, December 05, 2008

Bowling for Wise Men

Every year at Christmas time, we await the funny ways our boys choose to show their Christmas spirit. It's only the first week of December, and we're already starting to see it...


It made me laugh when I went to go make Parker's bed this morning and found this.

Yes, those are balls in Tyler's hands...the wisemen innocently looking on...

Parker goes in for the strike...

And BAM! Poor guy never knew what hit him; his frankincense knocked to the wayside.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Thanksgiving

I got sick of looking at Austin Powers' face.



We were very lucky to have spent Thanksgiving this year with my parents, my sister Mollie and her family, and Uncle Mark! They braved the pass to come see us and we had a great visit.

The cousins had such a fun time together - Kennedi and Parker wrote "newspapers," organized "parades," and ran the "store," while Klare & Tyler did whatever they were told by them. Here they are as Indi...er...."First Nations People."

I don't know how the whole weekend went by without one single picture of this handsome devil - my ADORABLE nephew, Krew. Probably because I was happy holding him instead of taking his picture. He's so cute, I could eat him for breakfast.

I was happy with the way the feast turned out. Of course, we had my Mom at the helm, so it was a fail-proof operation. My contribution was setting the table - don't you love my new Pottery Barn plates? I had a gift card - thanks, Mom S.!

We are so happy to be living closer to family, although we dearly missed the Matt & Megan families at our celebration! We have more to be thankful for this year than ever before!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Speechless

I have a confession to make...



I have lost my blogging mo-jo.

Was it the drive across country? Maybe. Did I leave it somewhere in Wyoming on I-80? Who knows? But I have seriously lost it. Maybe it is that restless nights formerly spent composing blog posts in my head are now plagued with thoughts of home decorating ideas. Where my blog was once my best friend, I am now having an affair with Craigslist. Days spent escaping apartment life with my children, exploring new areas (hence giving blogworthy excursions to immortalize), have now turned to days content just puttering around our home & neighborhood. I don't know. At the risk of sounding like TAMN, we find that we are seriously, so blessed. And maybe it's not such a bad thing to find happiness away from my blog!

After all - and especially with the arrival of fall's cold, blustery days -

can you blame me for wanting to stay here all day with these snugglebugs?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Our October

This month, we've been...

Pumpkin Patching with Parker's kindergarten class...

Making new friends...

Dressing up...

Partying with family...

Housing projects...

Butchering innocent pumpkins...

...and exploring the beautiful Pacific Northwest!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Helloooooo Out There....

We made it! I'm still alive, but trying to figure out where to start back up with blogging after a very busy two month hiatus. I guess I'll start with this picture of our house, which we love and have now lived in for 10 days! More updates to come...

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Signing Off....

The day has come! We are off on our crazy cross country adventure. Check back here in a month or so...unless you just want to listen to my mad summer tunes. They are here to stay for a while...